Posts Tagged ‘Pisces’
Farah Fath
More catching up to do! Maybe by the end of this week . . .
The birthday girl for May 1 is Farah Fath.
I don’t know much about Fath because I don’t regularly watch the soaps that she appeared in. However, I did watch “Dirty Soap” on E! Fath and her boyfriend, fellow soap actor John-Paul Lavoisier, were my favorites on the reality show. Lavoisier is a Pisces. On the other hand, Fath’s nemesis on the show was actress Kirsten Storms, who just happened to be an Aries. I couldn’t stand her!
It’s funny that I also find myself enjoying the company of Taurus and Pisces natives in real life, while I tend to avoid most Aries natives like the plague. It’s as if the universe has programmed my aversion to the sign of Aries into my DNA. Sorry, Kirsten Storms!
Kathy Ireland
The birthday girl for March 20 is Kathy Ireland.
It amazes me that Ireland is as successful as she is. When she was modeling, I didn’t find anything about her to be particularly compelling. Now that she’s a businesswoman, I don’t live to buy her products. In fact, I don’t even know what she sells or where she sells it. I do know that she got lucky when she got the right people behind her when she started her “brand,” just like the Olsen twins or Jessica Simpson.
But even luck isn’t in her chart. Ireland was born when Venus was conjunct Saturn. That is an aspect that is often considered to thwart artistic expression. Through adverse transits it’s also considered to bring bad luck to business dealings. Without an accurate birthtime, however, I can’t place the aspect within the houses to elucidate this matter. There’s nothing I can do to explain her chart.
I almost feel as if I’m going to find out that she’s been lying about the year she was born: something that happens with celebrities every now and then. Nothing else can explain how she’s become a billion-dollar corporation when no one even really knows who she is. She’s an enigma wrapped in a riddle and stuffed into a package that is glossy and nice too look at but remarkably unmemorable.
Bruce Willis
The birthday boy for March 19 is Bruce Willis.
Astrologically, I believed that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore made a terrific couple. I was shocked when they broke up. I wasn’t shocked at all when Moore broke up with Ashton Kutcher because I forecasted bad things for the Scorpio/Aquarius pair. I won’t be surprised if Willis’ relationship with Emma Heming, a Gemini, ends soon. Squares are the toughest of all bad sun sign aspects to overcome. Relationships don’t live and die on sun-sign compatibility, but they don’t thrive because of these tense aspects, either.
I guess we’ll all see if I’m going to have to eat my words in the not-too-distant future.
Vanessa L. Williams
The birthday girl for March 18 is Vanessa L. Williams.
While I was scrolling through a list of today’s celebrity birthdays, I noticed that Williams shares her birthday with another renowned multitasker: Queen Latifah.
While multitasking isn’t something I’d normally associate with the sign of Pisces (I suppose that doing a million things and doing them well would be a Virgo-like trait), I would associate the lack of a single title to describe either of these women with their zodiac sign. Sure, they could be called “performers” or “entertainers,” but even those titles don’t do them justice.
Pisces represents the undefinable. It figures that many famous people born under this sign can’t be defined by a single label.
Coco
The birthday girl for March 17 is Coco.
I have to admit that I surprised myself when I realized that I like Coco. Her reality show is hilarious because she’s one of the nicest people in show business. How could anyone hate her? She doesn’t have a mean bone in her body.
Afterward, it didn’t surprise me to discover that she’s a Pisces. I generally like Pisces natives more than anyone else in the zodiac. On the surface, they don’t take themselves as seriously as a Capricorn like me, and I find that quality refreshing. I find Coco refreshing. In a world full of self-involved reality TV whores, she’s possibly the least self-involved. She’s adorable!
Tiiu Kuik
The birthday girl for March 16 is Tiiu Kuik.
Besides Cindy Crawford, Kuik is probably the only major fashion model who has become known for having a mole on her face. Curiously, the two models also share the same sun sign. So does that make Pisces the mole sign? Sure, why not?
Eva Longoria
The birthday girl for March 15 is Eva Longoria.
Before Longoria became a household name, she played Isabella Williams on “The Young and the Restless.” Isabella currently resides in a mental institution. Typecasting? I think not!
I make fun of Pisces natives for being the craziest people in the zodiac, but if the shoe fits . . .
Quincy Jones
The birthday boy for March 14 is Quincy Jones.
Clicking on Jones’ Wikipedia page, the image that came up was the one I posted above of the show business legend in a Mandarin collar. What says “Pisces” more than wearing something that almost no other man would wear? That’s all I need to say!
Kathy Hilton
The birthday girl for March 13 is Kathy Hilton.
While I often point out that many Pisces individuals have succumbed to substance addictions, Hilton has apparently kept her nose clean. It’s another story with her sister, Kim Richards of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.“ On that show, Richards often points out that she’s a Virgo, claiming that her various neuroses have something to do with her zodiac sign.
Virgo individuals are neurotic; it’s the reason that they turn to drugs and alcohol. They voice every possible scenario in their heads over and over until it consumes them and they can no longer function. If Pisces natives abuse drugs and alcohol it’s usually to shut down voices in their heads other than their own.
I don’t know if Hilton has ever had any problems similar to her sister’s issues, but if she has, it doesn’t show. She seems to be remarkably well-grounded for a Pisces native — even moreso than her earthy Capricorn sister, Kyle Richards. Perhaps Hilton’s sun sign doesn’t make her want to assume control of every situation (like her sister Kyle does), and that quality endows her with a more easygoing nature. I wish that Hilton was also on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” so that I could know for sure. The three of them would make a great astrological case study.
Ron Jeremy
The birthday boy for March 12 is Ron Jeremy.
One of the most intriguing things about Ron Jeremy is how he’s been able to carve out a niche for himself in popular culture despite his ongoing career in adult films. He’s a beloved American icon and a porn star. I don’t believe that anyone else has been able to have that career — certainly not a woman!
So it’s no surprise that he’s a Pisces. Society seems to accept the controversial behavior of Pisces natives without prejudice. We want them to be as bizarre as they are, and they rarely disappoint us.
