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Jodie Marsh

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Jodie Marsh

In my book I distinguish between two Capricorn types: Those who dress well in the style of their sign, and those who use their wardrobe to create a very distinct, saleable image.  There are a lot of Capricorn celebrities who engage in what I call “destination dressing,” turning themselves into a carnival sideshow or a theme park that every needs to visit at least once in their lifetime.

British “glamour model” Jodie Marsh is definitely in the latter category.  She’s like a high-octane hooker with watermelons for breasts and skin that looks like one gigantic nicotine stain.  But that look makes her money, and if that’s what’s important to her, who am I to tell her that she’s not well-dressed?


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December 23, 2010 at 4:50 pm

Posted in Daily Dish

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  1. Well, you have to ask, has Jodie Marsh ever done anything useful in her life? The answer is probably not. So, what is it like to have such a pointless existence with no talent and nothing but a pair of footballs on her chest? Who actually finds her interesting in any way, other than as a freak show exhibit? It’s very baffling.

    John Arnold

    January 24, 2011 at 11:00 am

  2. she is soo gross ! not to mention 2 sandwiches short of a picnic.. if you get my drift !


    October 6, 2011 at 6:05 am

  3. Really she is gross…and her existence is pointless!? However did you come by your incredible qualifications?!?!? Its nice to see the hypocrisy of some people passing judgment on others as to whether their lives are worthless or not! The same type of people that are sitting in front of their computers jerking-off while looking at this woman’s pictures and passing on their “criticism”.

    Hopefully somebody is thinking the same about you…that you are pointless and disgusting…and hopefully you’ll find out about it and see how it feels to be looked upon and thought of in that manner.


    October 10, 2011 at 4:38 am

    • I’m not sure if you’re responding to me or some of the people who have commented. If you were responding to me, your response is illogical and unfounded as I’ve really done nothing you’ve accused me of doing. If you were responding to the first commenter, then you should have hit “reply.”

      Post Author

      October 12, 2011 at 11:15 am

  4. I’d fuk with her, no probs’


    October 23, 2011 at 6:11 am

    • Very enlightening. I’m sure she would be totally beguiled by your rapier like wit and cutting repartee as you did the business on her.

      John Arnold

      October 28, 2011 at 12:39 am

  5. Oh, just came across something from that august organ the Sun, reporting on Jodie’s desperate attention-seeking bid to get noticed again. She looks as if she’s fallen into a vat of liquid Dairy Milk at the Cadbury’s factory after having consumed as many steroids as she could get her hands on. A bizarre 33 year old.

    John Arnold

    October 31, 2011 at 3:00 am

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