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Dita Von Teese

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Dita Von Teese

The birthday girl for September 28 is Dita Von Teese.

Hot on the heels of praising Gwyneth Paltrow for wearing no makeup in my previous post, in this post I’m going to praise Dita Von Teese for never leaving the house without makeup.

Libra is the high maintenance sign.  The sort of refinement that Von Teese embodies is a perfect example to other Libra women.  You’re so much better off when you look as if you’ve put in the work.

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September 28, 2011 at 1:05 pm

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

The birthday girl for September 27 is Gwyneth Paltrow.

I have to admit that Paltrow is growing on me.  For some reason, I generally loathe the celebrity children of celebrity parents until they prove themselves worthy of my affection.  Paltrow is doing exactly that lately.  Just a couple of weeks ago she appeared at a book signing sans makeup.  Normally I associate this zodiac sign with high-maintenance, but Paltrow looked gorgeous with her fresh face.

Nevertheless, Paltrow wouldn’t have a fresh face without a decent diet, plenty of exercise and adequate sleep.  I encourage Libra women to embrace everything about fashion that can make them flawless, but always remember that you’ve got start with a clean canvas before you can create anything of artistic merit.  Paltrow understands that, and that’s what’s winning me over to her side.  She gets better looking every day.

 

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September 28, 2011 at 12:58 pm

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Linda Hamilton

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Linda Hamilton

The birthday girl for September 26 is Linda Hamilton.

I’m not sure what to think of the fact that Hamilton, Sigourney Weaver and Kate Winslet share the same zodiac sign.  It tells me that director (and Hamilton’s ex-husband) James Cameron has a thing for Libra women.  I wouldn’t normally associate the sign with the sort of action heroes played by Hamilton and Weaver.  In real life, Libra natives tend to be more passive/aggressive than aggressive/aggressive.

Two other women are featured prominently in Cameron’s films: Jamie Lee Curtis and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.  They share Scorpio as their sun sign.  In five films that feature a genuine leading lady, only two signs have been cast.  Hmmm . . .

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September 28, 2011 at 12:49 pm

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Catherine Zeta-Jones

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Catherine Zeta-Jones

The birthday girl for September 25 is Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Almost every image of Zeta-Jones that pops into my head is an image of the actress in a monchromatic evening gown.  She’s really become known for her red carpet appearances.

In my previous post I joked that all Libra women should wear caftans all the time.  I guess gowns are okay, too.  Anything that provides a clean, unbroken line from head-to-toe is all right with me.

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September 28, 2011 at 12:37 pm

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Audra Lindley

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Audra Lindley

The birthday girl for September 24 is Audra Lindley.

It never occured to me to look up Lindley’s zodiac sign.  Just a moment ago, while I was looking at celebrity birthdays, I stumbled across the name of the actress who played Mrs. Roper on TV.  It makes sense that a woman who has become synonymous with the caftan was a Libra.

In my book, I encourage Libra women to wear a single color or pattern head-to-toe as to not break up the vertical line that flatters them so beautifully.  And what does that better than a caftan?  Well, I guess I can think of a few things.  Still, I’m going to recommend that all Libra should wear caftans all the time.  Why not?  I suppose it beats sweatpants . . .

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September 28, 2011 at 12:29 pm

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Jason Alexander

The birthday boy for September 23 is Jason Alexander.

There was nothing about George Costanza to remind me that Jason Alexander was a Libra.  His character on “Seinfeld” had to have something more manic about him, so I expected to find either a strong irrational Pisces influence in his chart or a stellium in neurotic Virgo, because there aren’t a lot of sitcom actors who can make a living playing characters so unlike themselves.

Looking at his natal chart, I didn’t find any planets in Virgo besides Pluto.  However, I did discover that Alexander has a Pisces rising.  He also has a Gemini moon which can explain a few more things about the mercurial George Costanza.

In person, Alexander seems calm and rather dignified — just like a Libra native.  Yet he didn’t have to go very far within himself to access the parts of his chart that helped to make him a star.

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September 25, 2011 at 9:00 am

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Joan Jett

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Joan Jett

Today’s birthday girl is Joan Jett.  Because today is a cusp day, I had a look at Joan’s natal chart to determine whether or not she’s a Virgo or a Libra.  She most definitely is a Virgo, however, the moon changed signs right around noon on the day that she was born.  I have no idea what her moon sign is!

Nevertheless, I did notice a nearly perfect grand trine between the sun, the moon and Mars in her chart.  With the moon involved, of course the perfection of that aspect wanes if her birthtime is far from noon.  I’d like to know.  The aspect spells SUCCESS to me.

Joan, drop me a line.  Better yet, you’re coming to perform at the casino by my house next month.  I’ll meet you and we can go over a few things, okay?

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September 22, 2011 at 10:18 am

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