Capricorn Women: Iconic and Beautiful
After blogging about how many Capricorn men have landed on “People” magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” list, I received a request from an incomprehensibly gorgeous Capricorn woman to discuss the fairer sex in the same manner. Unfortunately, the “Sexiest Woman Alive” title awarded by “Esquire” magazine has only been around since 2004. With only eight names on the list, it really wouldn’t provide me with the sort of sample size I’d need to compile accurate astrological statistics. Instead, I looked for a list that not only had a sufficient amount of names on it, but also a list that didn’t rate the women on it based on their skank factor — there are plenty of those lists around!
The one I chose to analyze was the “Top Icons” roster from models.com. Of course, the stats didn’t surprise me at all as they mirrored the findings from my previous study. Five Capricorns made the top twenty (Kate Moss; Angela Lindvall; Liya Kebede; Karen Elson; Christy Turlington). Three Virgos (Claudia Schiffer; Mariacarla Boscono; Guinevere van Seenus) put that sign in second place. Taurus, Gemini, Cancer and Sagittarius each put two models in the top twenty (although Linda Evangelista’s birthday on Wikipedia would make her a Gemini, yet most sources claim that she is a Taurus). Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius and Pisces each have one name on the list.
I was surprised to see that no Libra model appeared in the rankings. What didn’t surprise me at all, though, was the absence of an Aries model in the top twenty. Just like the previous findings from my analysis of the “Sexiest Man Alive” list, it proves that Aries individuals are neither beautiful nor sexy.
You just can’t make this stuff up!