The birthday girl for January 13 is Traci Bingham.
I almost don’t know what to think about Traci Bingham. Like the incomparable Jodie Marsh, Bingham shares my zodiac sign. I’ve spent most of the past month telling everyone about all the wonderful Capricorns in the world, but I really don’t know where to start with these two. At numerous times in the past, however, I have discussed the sort of Capricorns who turn themselves into a commodity, or in the case of Dolly Parton and Elvis Presley, a theme park. I guess that Bingham fits into this category of Capricorns.
I guess I can admit that I understand them, but I certainly can’t say that I’m the same sort of goats. No one could pay me to turn myself into a caricature of myself. I’ll live vicariously through my online caricature, thanks.