The birthday girl for April 1 is China Chow.
I don’t know much about Chow. Yesterday, however, I saw a photo of her wearing this ridiculous Jeremy Scott faux-fur dress. I immediately thought that it looked like something Lady Gaga would wear while she was whoring for more publicity. Then I remembered that Gaga and Chow share the same zodiac sign. Does that mean that rainbow-colored faux fur is an Aries thing, or does it mean that Aries natives are born to be publicity whores?
I’ll let you decide . . .