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What’s Your Top Model Sign?

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Furonda

March 21 to April 20: You’re a Furonda!

Outspoken and impulsive, you like to make up the rules as you go along.  But whether you’re a classic beauty (Yoanna House; Paulina Porizkova) or an androgynous rebel (Ann Ward; Miss J), you need to learn to play by the rules if you want to be on top.  Leave the diva behavior at home and you’ll go far in the competition.  Always remember that those aren’t even real diamonds in your broke-ass crown.

Your zodiac sign rules over the eyes and the upper parts of your facazz.  Learn to smize before you find yourself in the bottom two, and learn to play up your best features for the judges.  Panel can be unpredictable, but your makeup doesn’t have to be!

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June 2, 2012 at 10:08 am

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