The birthday boy for July 17 is David Hasslehoff.
I looked up Jesse Metcalfe’s birthday the other day because the guy has become known for his “rack.” He’s got bulging pectoral muscles that could be described as “manboobs” if they weren’t 100% muscle. I was expecting him to be a Cancer. He’s actually a Sagittarius.
David Hasslehoff, on the other hand, is a Cancer. I guess that it makes sense that Hasslehoff and Pamela Anderson share the zodiac sign that rules over the boobs. They both became mega-stars by showing off their racks on “Baywatch.”
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to search for some Scorpio celebrities that like to show off their crotches . . .