The birthday boy for August 31 is Caligula.
While I respect most Virgos for having something in common with me — a sense of dignity — I have noticed that they are far more prone to debauchery than anyone else in the zodiac. I’m constantly repeating the same jokes about them: they are the biggest prudes until you get a drink or two into them, and then all bets are off.
I’ve never been bothered to look up Caligula’s sign before. I shouldn’t be surprised that he’s a Virgo. Wikipedia describes him as “a noble and moderate ruler during the first two years of his rule. After this, the sources focus upon his cruelty, extravagance, and sexual perversity . . .”.
Sounds like every drunken Virgo friend I’ve ever had.