Archive for the ‘What’s Your Top Model Sign?’ Category
May 22 to June 21: You’re a CariDee!
The other girls might call you twins two-faced, but you have way more faces than that! No one knows exactly which look you’ll wear to the next photo shoot, but it’s your easy, breezy unpredictability that makes you a threat to win the whole thing (like Danielle Evans and Jaslene Gonzalez). Just don’t let loose lips be your undoing. A certain someone may have a stick up his ass.
Youthful exuberance is your gift from the heavens; immature behavior is your downfall. Remember that you’re Tyra’s cosmic nemesis (Naomi Campbell shares your sign), and this time she’s the industry veteran and you’re the seventeen-year-old who is modeling in Paris for the first time. Also remember that Gemini rules over the hands, so use your hands to express yourself in front of the camera rather than throwing things at your fellow contestants. Thankfully, production took away your cell phone . . .
April 21 to May 21: You’re a Brittani!
Even if you’re from the trailer park, you’re still the zodiac’s girl-next-door. Your reputation for being stubborn can be undeserved, but you can be too defensive when pushed to your breaking point (Bre Scullark). Blending into the background is usually your style (Teyona Anderson) while you wait for the other girls to self-destruct. Just don’t let the judges think that you’re unforgettable. If a fellow Taurus like Nigel Barker doesn’t even remember you when the shoot is over, you’ll be sent packing.
Your astrological sign rules over the mouth. Let your lips do the talking for you in your photos and at panel. You’ll go far in the competition if you just smile graciously and thank the judges when they compliment your performance.
March 21 to April 20: You’re a Furonda!
Outspoken and impulsive, you like to make up the rules as you go along. But whether you’re a classic beauty (Yoanna House; Paulina Porizkova) or an androgynous rebel (Ann Ward; Miss J), you need to learn to play by the rules if you want to be on top. Leave the diva behavior at home and you’ll go far in the competition. Always remember that those aren’t even real diamonds in your broke-ass crown.
Your zodiac sign rules over the eyes and the upper parts of your facazz. Learn to smize before you find yourself in the bottom two, and learn to play up your best features for the judges. Panel can be unpredictable, but your makeup doesn’t have to be!